Charming, witty and fun. I'm generous and loyal, responsible and dependable. Although I'm as sweet as sugar, I'm unabashedly straightforward and blunt. So if you're uptight or thin skinned, save yourself some time and keep looking because chances are, I'm going to offend you before the day is done. I'm honest to a fault. Who I appear to be is exactly who I am. I have a great (read: warped) sense of humor (Deadpool was my favorite movie until DP2 came out) . And I try to always live by the golden rule - to do unto others as I would have them do unto you. If you wouldn't want it done to you then don't fucking do it to someone else. I don't understand why so many people don't follow this basic principle of life. Oh well, karma is a bitch. What goes around comes around – or like Everlast says, “No matter what you do it’s coming back on you”.